Dear Mr. President:
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America’s economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan.
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the 3 following stipulations:
1) They have to RETIRE.
Forty million job openings.
Unemployment fixed.
2) They have to buy a new American CAR.
Forty million cars ordered.
Auto Industry fixed.
3) They have to either BUY A HOUSE or PAY OFF THEIR MORTGAGE.
Housing Crisis fixed - Bank Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!

This all started when I got an email offering a great rate at Bally's Hotel in Las Vegas. Since we were going to Lake Havasu for the Half Marathon (see prior blog), I thought it might be fun to break up the trip and spend a night in LV on the way home. This particular hotel was interesting to me because it is right next to the Paris which IMHO has the best breakfast buffet by far in all of LV. It's also right across the street from the Bellagio which has the beautiful fountains which "dance" to the music every 15 minutes, one of the best free shows in Las Vegas.